Literary Lapses

02 - Lord Oxhead's Secret

03 - Boarding-house Geometry

04 - The Awful Fate of Melpomenus Jones

05 - A Christmas Letter

06 - How to Make a Million Dollars

07 - How to Live to Be 200

08 - How to Avoid Getting Married

09 - How to Be a Doctor

10 - The New Food

11 - A New Pathology

12 - The Poet Answered

13 - The Force of Statistics

14 - Men Who Have Shaved Me

15 - Getting the Thread of It

16 - Telling His Faults

17 - Winter Pastimes

18 - Number Fifty-Six

19 - Aristocratic Education

20 - The Conjurer's Revenge

21 - Hints to Travellers

22 - A Manual of Education

23 - Hoodoo McFiggin's Christmas

24 - The Life of John Smith

25 - On Collecting Things

26 - Society Chit-Chat

27 - Insurance Up to Date

28 - Borrowing a Match

29 - A Lesson in Fiction

30 - Helping the Armenians

31 - A Study in Still Life: The Country Hotel

32 - An Experiment with Policeman Hogan

33 - The Passing of the Poet

34 - Self-Made Men

35 - A Model Dialogue

36 - Back to the Bush

37 - Reflections on Riding

38 - Saloonio

39 - Half-Hours with the Poets

40 - A, B, and C

41 - Acknowledgments